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Hi, I’m PieOPah 👋

This is where I write up what actually happens when I cook — on the BBQ, in the Ninja Woodfire XL, blitzed in the Ninja Slushie, or pressure-cooked in the Instant Pot. Sometimes it goes well. Sometimes it doesn’t. Either way, you get the real method, real timings, a nutrition breakdown, and links to wherever I sourced the ingredients, rubs, or gear — so you can go and get the exact same stuff if you want to.

More categories will show up here as I pick up new gear or new obsessions — this list is never really finished.

Got a recipe request, a correction, or just want to tell me the slushie was disgusting? Email me: simon.argent@gmail.com.